Dear Monday

You’ve been with me since 7:30am and have served me nothing but a healthy dose of disrespect with a side of “you shall not prosper.” Guess what, motherstuffer, you have until 12pm to get YOURSELF together.

I’m going to salvage …

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Unpopular Opinion of the Day

Women enforce stereotypical gender roles on children as much, if not more, than men do.

I saw proof of that shit today, man. Eyan was MOST unpleased. I think my cousin is more unpleased because I ripped into her ass …