I really don’t know what to put in a (serious) bio and that’s because you never know who is going to stumble upon your page at any given time. Although I’m pretty sure if you’ve read any posts on this here weblogpagemachine, then an outrageous biography on this page won’t offend your delicate sensibilities.
36. Picture taker, nut faker, food maker. Auntie pleaser, book reader, parking spot stealer. Uncle, nephew, son.
I spend a majority of my time trying to be the best person I can be and yet the absolutely most TERRIBLE person possible.