Skinny Jeans, Big Feet, Women With Flat Asses, and Why They Don't Go Together

This applies to both men AND women. Please heed the list of reasons you should NOT wear skinny jeans:

1. If you got some mush masher ass feet.

2. If you got feet like a hobbit and decided to see …

The New Year Cometh!

And all over her face, too. Tom Wars is back after a slight hiatus. Sometimes real life gets in the way *some of y’all don’t know shit about that, ol “i live on the internet” asses*.  The Horsemen *Billion O’Really, …