Thank you Governor Crist…

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Since you have allowed/approved early voting in Florida, that little mishap 4 years ago shouldn’t happen again. This is your prize!

A Friendly Reminder

People, if you intend to vote, please make sure that your current address have been registered with your state government. I know this reminder should have went up months earlier but sometimes real life gets in the way of the …

It's been a long time, we shouldn't have left you…

Sorry we’ve been away so long folks. Even esteemed psuedo journalists such as ourselves have personal lives that need to be attended to.

Anyway, here’s a quick run down of some recent happenings:

1. McCain chastises racist/ignorant supporters that STILL …

Son, what the hell were you thinking?

Apparently, there has been some headway in the Sarah Palin email hacking case. I don’t know if you can really call it hacking if your PW is one of your children’s names. Or the answer to your secret question is …

Dear Republican Party…

Sarah Palin? REALLY? She’s everything you hate about Senator Obama AND a woman. Kinda sexy though. As of 2:32pm today, THIS is my favorite Sarah Palin site:

http://www.vpilf.com/

The US is officially the Cheddar Bob of world politics. Other countries …

the DNC

I didn’t have time to watch much, but I saw Michelle’s speech. She’s a real crowd mover, that lady. I also didn’t know that her brother was a bodyguard for Suge Knight. Negro is fucking HUUUUUUUUUUGE. Readers, give me some …

August is lookin real shitty already, folks

Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes in the same month? Shoulda took one of them BET Comedy “Allstars” and Soulja Boy Tell Em instead. real rap.

By the way universe, you SERIOUSLY owe us a replacement comedian that finds the funny …

Rap vs O'Reilly and Fox News…Round 4

If you can’t see the video because your job has it blocked *which is fine…you should be working ANYdamnWAY*, Mr. Illmatic and hooked up with ColorOfChange.org to deliver a petition with 620,000 signatures to Fox News and Bill “I Just …