{"id":159,"date":"2010-10-04T12:48:14","date_gmt":"2010-10-04T07:48:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/?page_id=159"},"modified":"2016-06-16T09:35:06","modified_gmt":"2016-06-16T14:35:06","slug":"about-the-kid","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/?page_id=159","title":{"rendered":"About The Kid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0 \u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-2019 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/wpid-wp-1398461395862-494x327.jpeg\" alt=\"wpid-wp-1398461395862.jpeg\" width=\"494\" height=\"327\" srcset=\"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/wpid-wp-1398461395862-494x327.jpeg 494w, http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/wpid-wp-1398461395862-288x190.jpeg 288w, http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/wpid-wp-1398461395862.jpeg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 494px) 100vw, 494px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I really don&#8217;t know what to put in a (serious) bio and that&#8217;s because you never know who is going to stumble upon your page at any given time. Although I&#8217;m pretty sure if you&#8217;ve read any posts on this here weblogpagemachine, then an outrageous biography on this page won&#8217;t offend your delicate sensibilities.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">36. Picture taker, nut faker, food maker. Auntie pleaser, book reader, parking spot stealer. Uncle, nephew, son.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I spend a majority of my time trying to be the best person I can be and yet the absolutely most TERRIBLE person possible.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 I really don&#8217;t know what to put in a (serious) bio and that&#8217;s because you never know who is going to stumble upon your page at any given time. Although I&#8217;m pretty sure if you&#8217;ve read any posts &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/?page_id=159\">Continue reading<span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-159","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry","p1"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P8Hp0F-2z","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=159"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/159\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2123,"href":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/159\/revisions\/2123"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}