{"id":1480,"date":"2011-07-25T01:19:35","date_gmt":"2011-07-25T06:19:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/?p=1480"},"modified":"2011-07-25T01:19:35","modified_gmt":"2011-07-25T06:19:35","slug":"god-damn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/?p=1480","title":{"rendered":"GOD.DAMN"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It felt good as hell to hold my camera just now. Just to take a few shots made me feel better.<\/p>\n<p>Felt like when you hold your favorite lover after being apart for a long time. How muscle memory takes over and your hands move to caress their body, touching their favorite spots.<\/p>\n<p>The shutter release feels and sounds like the most intense orgasm ever had between 2 people. Three or four if you count the tripod and your remote.<\/p>\n<p>I think I might need a moment.<\/p>\n<p>sliding gallery up top. to look at my other jawns, click the Flickr link at the top right.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It felt good as hell to hold my camera just now. Just to take a few shots made me feel better. Felt like when you hold your favorite lover after being apart for a long time. How muscle memory takes &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/?p=1480\">Continue reading<span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1480","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-shit","p1"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8Hp0F-nS","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1480","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1480"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1480\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1485,"href":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1480\/revisions\/1485"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1480"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1480"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1480"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}