{"id":1492,"date":"2011-08-11T02:54:16","date_gmt":"2011-08-11T07:54:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/?p=1492"},"modified":"2011-08-11T02:54:17","modified_gmt":"2011-08-11T07:54:17","slug":"dear-universe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/?p=1492","title":{"rendered":"Dear Universe"},"content":{"rendered":"

I don’t ask for much. I KNOW I don’t deserve much..but I need this one favor. Please let my aunt make it to my cousin’s wedding. I know she’s strong. I know she’s evil….but she can’t do this by herself. Just this one favor, this one time. <\/p>\n

Your Humble Inhabitant,
\nEyan<\/p>\n

PS- Actually, I’m asking for you to give her another 20 years, but I understand if you see fit to only give her like 5 years. 5 is a good number.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I don’t ask for much. I KNOW I don’t deserve much..but I need this one favor. Please let my aunt make it to my cousin’s wedding. I know she’s strong. I know she’s evil….but she can’t do this by herself. … Continue reading→<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[825],"class_list":["post-1492","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-shit","tag-fuck-cancer","p1"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8Hp0F-o4","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1492","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1492"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1492\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1493,"href":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1492\/revisions\/1493"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1492"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1492"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1492"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}