{"id":1852,"date":"2013-01-28T11:28:13","date_gmt":"2013-01-28T16:28:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/?p=1852"},"modified":"2013-01-28T11:28:13","modified_gmt":"2013-01-28T16:28:13","slug":"dear-monday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/?p=1852","title":{"rendered":"Dear Monday"},"content":{"rendered":"

You’ve been with me since 7:30am and have served me nothing but a healthy dose of disrespect with a side of “you shall not prosper.” Guess what, motherstuffer, you have until 12pm to get YOURSELF together.<\/p>\n

I’m going to salvage this day no matter what. <\/p>\n

Sincerely yours,
\nEyan<\/p>\n

PS- Your mother smells of elderberries.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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