{"id":929,"date":"2010-06-09T07:02:05","date_gmt":"2010-06-09T07:02:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/uppitynegroes.net\/wp\/?p=929"},"modified":"2010-06-09T07:02:05","modified_gmt":"2010-06-09T07:02:05","slug":"929","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/?p=929","title":{"rendered":"My Great Idea"},"content":{"rendered":"

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That ^^ right there is the future. The future of what you ask? The future of snack food, breakfast food, your child’s lunch room adoration in school…it’s the future. What is it you ask? It’s SEERUL MILK\u2122, son!<\/p>\n

Last night while installing fonts on the T-1000 *my newish desktop that i FINALLY got a working copy of CS5 for*, I got super hungry. I’m not sure if it’s the residual THC in my system from the mid-late 90s that gets released whenever I do something physical, but the hunger was borderline munchy-esque. I say to myself “self, what do you have in your kitchen that’s quick and easy?” Cereal. BOOM! My family and friends can attest to my love of cereal *yes, I know how to cook but i wasn’t in the mood to be standing in front of a stove for minutes on end*.<\/p>\n

To make a long story short, I made myself a big ass bowl *big ass is an actual measuring term in the Culinary School de Uppity Negroes* of Jacks de Apple. After the cereal was gone, I’m sipping the milk and think to myself “self, this milk is fucking DELICIOUS!” True story, that milk was effing MAGICAL. It was seasoned by the 1\/4 box of Apple Jacks that had been marinating in the milk for the 10 minutes it took me to eat them.<\/p>\n

I thought I was bugging on how good the milk leavins were, so I took to the Twitterverse to see if I was the only person that enjoyed Cereal Sauce\u2122\/Seerul Milk\u2122 that much. Thankfully, the homie Sir Donor of Swaggerton confirmed that it was indeed Something the Lord Made *i threw that in there for all you Mos Def fans and Christian types out there that read us*.<\/p>\n

I am proud to announce that Uppity Negroes Inc. will be launching Seerul Milk\u2122 or Cereal Sauce\u2122 brand of milk *bovine, goat, almond, soy, and breast* within the next year or 2. Seerul Milk\u2122\/Cereal Sauce\u2122 *the name depends on whichever our test group likes more* will be enhanced with the flavors of your favorite cereal so you don’t have to make a big ass bowl of cereal just to enjoy the sugary goodness. You will be able to just pour yourself a cup of Cereal Sauce\u2122\/Seerul Milk\u2122 to enjoy the taste without all the work and dish washing.<\/p>\n

Tell me this shit isn’t a great ass idea.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

That ^^ right there is the future. The future of what you ask? The future of snack food, breakfast food, your child’s lunch room adoration in school…it’s the future. What is it you ask? It’s SEERUL MILK\u2122, son! Last night … Continue reading→<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[78],"tags":[186,201,48,344,353,371,483,533,585,615,707,715,766,772],"class_list":["post-929","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-observations-and-discoveries","tag-buds","tag-cereal","tag-food","tag-good","tag-grubbing","tag-high","tag-milk","tag-off","tag-pothead","tag-regression","tag-taste","tag-the","tag-wall","tag-weird","p1"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s8Hp0F-929","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/929","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=929"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/929\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=929"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=929"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gullierthanthou.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=929"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}