That ^^ right there is the future. The future of what you ask? The future of snack food, breakfast food, your child’s lunch room adoration in school…it’s the future. What is it you ask? It’s SEERUL MILK™, son!
Last night while installing fonts on the T-1000 *my newish desktop that i FINALLY got a working copy of CS5 for*, I got super hungry. I’m not sure if it’s the residual THC in my system from the mid-late 90s that gets released whenever I do something physical, but the hunger was borderline munchy-esque. I say to myself “self, what do you have in your kitchen that’s quick and easy?” Cereal. BOOM! My family and friends can attest to my love of cereal *yes, I know how to cook but i wasn’t in the mood to be standing in front of a stove for minutes on end*.
To make a long story short, I made myself a big ass bowl *big ass is an actual measuring term in the Culinary School de Uppity Negroes* of Jacks de Apple. After the cereal was gone, I’m sipping the milk and think to myself “self, this milk is fucking DELICIOUS!” True story, that milk was effing MAGICAL. It was seasoned by the 1/4 box of Apple Jacks that had been marinating in the milk for the 10 minutes it took me to eat them.
I thought I was bugging on how good the milk leavins were, so I took to the Twitterverse to see if I was the only person that enjoyed Cereal Sauce™/Seerul Milk™ that much. Thankfully, the homie Sir Donor of Swaggerton confirmed that it was indeed Something the Lord Made *i threw that in there for all you Mos Def fans and Christian types out there that read us*.
I am proud to announce that Uppity Negroes Inc. will be launching Seerul Milk™ or Cereal Sauce™ brand of milk *bovine, goat, almond, soy, and breast* within the next year or 2. Seerul Milk™/Cereal Sauce™ *the name depends on whichever our test group likes more* will be enhanced with the flavors of your favorite cereal so you don’t have to make a big ass bowl of cereal just to enjoy the sugary goodness. You will be able to just pour yourself a cup of Cereal Sauce™/Seerul Milk™ to enjoy the taste without all the work and dish washing.
Tell me this shit isn’t a great ass idea.
Dude! As long as you make Cinnamon Toast Crunch flavored Seerul Milk, we’re good!
guh, you can get ANY kind of flavor you want. ANY kind.
Ain’t that what cereal straws already are?
son, Seerul Milk has nutritional properties. n shyt.
I need Cocoa Pebbles Seerul Milk. STAT.
DONE!
lol
Of all your bright ass ideas, I’m SOOO with you on this one!
LMAO i /love/ seerul milk! to partake of it directly without needing to go through the pesky chore of eating cereal first? This, sirs and madames, is made of win. I thank you.
Your bright ass idea is gonna get me sick.
at least it won’t get you pregnant.
Oooooh, will you have version of Seerul milk with sugar on the bottom?
more than likely.
Wish I had thought of this.
youre a genius. & youre gonna be rich one day.