Dear Monday

You’ve been with me since 7:30am and have served me nothing but a healthy dose of disrespect with a side of “you shall not prosper.” Guess what, motherstuffer, you have until 12pm to get YOURSELF together.

I’m going to salvage this day no matter what.

Sincerely yours,

PS- Your mother smells of elderberries.

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