My aunt is supposed to come home Thursday. I’m supposed to watch the kids *they adopted brother and sister tag team champions a couple years ago* so they can enjoy each other’s company for what WILL be their last New …
Author Archives: EyanJ
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Unpopular Opinion of the Day
Women enforce stereotypical gender roles on children as much, if not more, than men do.
I saw proof of that shit today, man. Eyan was MOST unpleased. I think my cousin is more unpleased because I ripped into her ass …
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A Lot Of Y’all Are Inconsistent In Your Activism
You’re willing to boycott Georgia products and services because of the injustices that happened recently, but you won’t boycott companies that ACTIVELY SEEK ANTI-GAY/ANTI-POOR/ANTI-MINORITY legislation? every day?
fuck out my goddamn face with that shit man. THIS is why people …
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Wedding Pictures Are Up
well, some of them anyway.
my 3 closest cousins. we do dirt. and by do dirt, i mean we used to get drunk and pass out in my aunt’s basement. lol
want to see more hit up http:flickr.com/djlovenog…
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BBQ Horse Contest
this jawn is SO Madlib’ish.
http://wanderingworx.bandcamp.com/album/barbecued-horse-contest-instrumentals…
Dear Universe
I don’t ask for much. I KNOW I don’t deserve much..but I need this one favor. Please let my aunt make it to my cousin’s wedding. I know she’s strong. I know she’s evil….but she can’t do this by herself. …
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GOD.DAMN
It felt good as hell to hold my camera just now. Just to take a few shots made me feel better.
Felt like when you hold your favorite lover after being apart for a long time. How muscle memory takes …
BenHeck Is My God
True story. The man creates all TYPES of amazing shit. …
Super Basement EP
Super Basement EP by Jesse Futerman
Sorry I missed Friday’s post. I had some running around to do. either way, this should make up for it.…
Slangology Raps aka I’m Internet Old As Fuck
Slangology Raps was going to be the original name of Gullier Than Thou but I got talked into changing the name. But yeah, Eyan J is a slangologist. Some people might not agree, but fuck them hos.
How does one …
Small Professor’s Beats & Rhymes Jawns
Beats & Rhymes Jawns by Small Professor
I figured it was only right that I come out of GTT post retirement with the homie Small Pro’s new project. My favorite jawn so far is Bone Marrow, but that’s subject to …
The Folks At Absolut-Ism and Made Moncharchs Are My Long Lost Friends And/Or Cousins
THEY DID IT AGAIN NIGGAS! *DJ Drama voice*
Thug Friends “Drunk Off Titty Milk” from Absolutism on Vimeo.
http://absolut-ism.com
http://mademonarchs.com
yeah yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur…