They are starting to creep back into my life.
Not the excessive drinking, I will NEVER do that again. I’m to the point now where I know what my limits are and I stop at them if I even get …
Category Archives: Life Comes At You Fast
This Weekend
My aunt is supposed to come home Thursday. I’m supposed to watch the kids *they adopted brother and sister tag team champions a couple years ago* so they can enjoy each other’s company for what WILL be their last New …
Rough. Rough. Rough. Week
They found my uncle’s body. He was dismembered and all kinds of other gristly shit. The kicker? 1 (or 2) of my cousins did it. Over some dumb shit. Left work early today (actually, I’m proud of myself for doing …
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Day With The Kids
Satan's right hand girl.
Popdukes "what in the entire fuck are you kids doing???" face
The Khyle Monster
cheezits. capri sun. my DSi. we bout dat LIFE!
"head...too big. must.sit.down."… 
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Congrats! It’s A Girl!
OR
THIS IS SOME TYLER PERRY ASS SHIT
See, let me try to explain my family dynamic for y’all. Both of my grandfathers and a couple of my uncles were long distance truck drivers. They rode motorcycles together. These negroes …
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TwennyLebben
I wanted to have this post up before it became January 2nd, but I figured “fuck it, it gets done when it gets done.” Then I scrapped the 7 paragraphs I had written because I didn’t like them anymore. When …
These MFers Are Snowed In At Casa De Eyan
I can’t look for porn to hustle at work because my aunt didn’t teach my cousin the art of knocking on a closed door. She also thinks that it’s me and my uncle’s duty to entertain her womanchild when they’re …
You Can NOT Do This Shit, Woman
We’ve been friends for 21 years. We have the same birthday. We’ve laughed, we’ve cried, we’ve acted like assholes together. We’re REALLY good friends. HELLA good. But because you were drunk last night, you felt the need to tell me …
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My Last 2 Weeks In A Nutshell
One of my cousins and 2 of his friends decided it was a good idea to steal $20k worth of construction equipment and put it behind his sister’s house. Cops found it, wanted to charge her with receiving stolen property. …
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Happy Birthday, Fudge.
…Monday, May 26, 2008
And then there were 3…
David “Fudge *yes, Ice Cube’s character from Higher Learning*” Anderson passed away on Saturday May 24th 2008. He was my best friend of 21 years. He was one of the 3
Some Of My Neighbors
need their own sitcoms. I was taking the trash out while my newest neighbor Yary was home on his break. His wife Toya is a loud mouthed strumpet. I’m allowed to say that because I went to high school with …
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There are very few causes I preach on. This happens to be one of them.…